Praying to God

A man is praying to god..

Man: God, I have a few questions, how do you perceive time?

God: You see, 10 million years to me is nearly a minute.

Man: And what about money?

God: 10 million Euros to me is just a cent.

Man: Okay can I have a cent?

God: Sim, só um minuto.Yeah, just a minute.