Six Decisions for One Coffee

The following is from the film You've Got Mail:

The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people who have no decision-making ability whatsoever to make 6 decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Curto, cheio, claro, escuro, com cafeína, sem cafeína, baixo teor de gordura, magro, etc.Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, no fat, etc.

So people who don't know what the hell they are doing and who the hell they are, can, just for 2.95, get not just a cup of coffee, but an absolutely defining sense of self! Tall, decaf, cappuccino.